I spent thirteen years working in retail, specifically Office Depot. I spent time in nearly every position at the three different locations I ultimately worked at. I’m intimately aware of payroll budgets that get imposed on individual stores. And that does cause managers to have to make decisions about who will work…

“while it may not decimate all”
This man is making Fast and the Furious references. Thought we wouldn’t notice, but we did.

“In one of the most surprising moments of the demo, I quietly dispatched somebody while their dog was distracted. Upon noticing, the dog proceeded to nudge their person’s arm, then pull on it, and then mournfully whimper.”

100% this.

It’s Grand Theft Horse all weekend for me!

“We live in a country devoted to due process and the rule of law. That means taking allegations seriously. But if the mere assertion of an allegation...is enough to destroy a person’s life and career, we will have abandoned the basic principles of fairness and due process that define our legal system and our…

*World’s Most Underappreciated Pupper

I was scouring the comments section for this and was gonna post it if no one else had! “Curl up & Dye” is hands down the best name for a salon I’ve ever heard.

Too tall or too black?

I’ll never not see Stephen Miller as this guy.

“And now The Daily Mail is reporting that the fourth-funniest King of Comedy (I think that makes him an Earl of comedy ... or maybe a Viceroy) has suffered a dent in his career since he briefly visited Trump Tower to stick his mustachioed tongue up Donald Trump’s anus.”

Hell yes! That video is absolutely amazing.

+1 for the (hopefully not getting this wrong, haha!) West Wing reference in your username.

+1 Username

If you’ve ever listened to the show, he has spoken about conversations he’s had with EPSN brass about the show. The whole reason he even made the move to both of his national slots was due to assurances that the company would not interfere with the show in any way, especially content. His show is usually one of the…