I’d tell you what I’d be moving up from the store brand mustard.

If that’s the case, can I interest you in this compilation?

SUCK IT, HATERS!

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

“Well, it’s in Hazzard, it’s in a hurry and it ain’t a Duke. So whoever that fella is, he’s probably up to no good. “

The Padres say it’s not that bad, but it feels bad.

Aziz Ansari nailed it in his SNL monologue bit about Bush’s post 9/11 speech:

This morning I caught about 4 minutes of The Today Show and Lauer was interviewing GW Bush about a new book or something and he kept proving to get W to say something directly about 45. For the most part he just said things like, “we are stronger with our allies” and, about immigration, “we can’t be in retreat.” Stuff…

I’d feel good about this but let’s be honest. Once Chump and his cronies have strip-mined all of flyover country into the Pit of Isengard, looted the treasury, and fled to non-extradition territories; the people who voted R last election will blame it on the darkies or the lefties or rationalize it as a divine…

How’s it gonna be spring when it’s still winter? This book is stupid. [Shoots book]

Breaking: Republicans guesstimation of economy grossly off mark

But he’s a 5 tool player

If he wanted to freeze The Oregonian out with widespread support, everybody in the state knows he should’ve blamed John Canzano.

I guess come December, there won’t be an airing of Greifances at the Taggart Festivus?

And also why the North should have liquidated the entire Southern slaveholding class, perhaps by exiling it to Brazil or Australia, instead of allowing it to hold onto its land. Land reform would have benefited whites and blacks alike.

I’m a proud Giffords voter and these cowardly Republicans can fuck right off.

Why are all the questions listed as “1.”

Hey friends,

Please, let's not call this "rape." I'm sure that birth can sometimes be traumatic, but calling it "rape" does a real disservice to survivors.