A Chicago Bulls fan... In New Zealand... Interesting...

My mother's Alero is only 6-10% Jalop... At least the picture is the same make...

I can't drive yet, but I know for a fact that I will run into this problem many times in the future

I know I'm late, but:

Mine had a Sonic, not a Spark, hut still hilarious nonetheless.

"Alpine ibexes will climb up nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off of mountainsides. They crave that mineral."

I put my Personal Identification Number Number into the Automated Teller Machine Machine so I could take out cash to buy a General Motors Motors car.

...I said 8 cylinders and my result was a Morgan 3-Wheeler

Griswold family driftmas!

Hate to tell ya, but I still have a 4th gen, and it works just fine.

I know, I know, shitty photoshop

That makes sense. I didn't realize that all of western Europe was in the same time zone

No Nurburgring?

The RX-7 of 1935

No Africa Special... I'm disappointed.

If they are going to celebrate 100 years with an M1-esque i model, they should call it the i1.

Although the side markers on the first gen BMW Z4 were nothing special, they had a really clever way of adding turn signal repeaters:

0:42 "Ey, that shit front wheel drive, or what?"

There was also a BAT 11 concept in 2006.