You could’ve ended your comment after the first sentence. The dread is fully conjured, right there in those 17 words. 

That’s a bullshit way to break up a no-hitter. 

And Rosebud is a sled.

Ha ha, sure do get this reference! Yep!

You forgot to mention he’s been on the Pirates his whole career.

I’m going to hug my kids because they’re not them.

This is my tax scam, this is my gun.
This is for griftin’, this is for fun!

You could tell me that Josh Hart, Moritz Wagner, and Alex Caruso were the stars of a new hit Netflix show, the members of a boy band, YouTube celebrities in trouble for shitting on a homeless person, and I would be more likely to believe you than they were three NBA players. 

Some people are predisposed to liking bitter things.  I am one of them.  I always tell my wife “you’ll looove this one” and then she hates it and I laugh, because it’s a mean joke that never gets old.  I will never tell someone to spend money on things they may not enjoy, but I’ll always be more than happy to share…

Also one time we hosted a wedding where the bride and groom got into a huge fight and it ended with them being separated in the parking lot and him chucking the ring at her, before the bride announced she’d be taking the limo and going clubbing with her bridesmaids. Love is truly wondrous.

Isn’t the only answer to the “what should Zion do?” question “whatever the fuck Zion wants to do”? I get the wisdom in sitting out (and there’s no wisdom playing on a hobbled leg) but if he’s fully back and wants to try and win a championship with a bunch of friends before he becomes a millionaire, that sounds kinda…

As a native Texan and I consider Cruz as a radical threat to our institutions that Texans have built.

Texas lead the way on the Green Energy Revolution back in the late 90's. Texas built the Silicon Hills, Silicon Prairie. Developed modern telecommunications infrastructure, rapidly developing computing technology.…

Say what you want about the fun of playing the sport and winning...but a Duke national championship is never going to win “the adulation of the nation.” 

He was initially charged with reckless driving but after review it was determined the guy wasn’t set and the call was reversed. 

“Awake, awake, Zion, clothe yourself with strength! Put on your garments of splendor, Jerusalem, the holy city. And maybe, like, an ankle brace or something, ‘cause damn that don’t look good.”

It’ll be some high dromedary to see if he can get them over the hump into the tournament.

Quick question, I’m quite sure it’s a quadruple?

In this case, “unsportsmanlike conduct” is cover for “Dude, we can’t afford to replace that ball, and we only have this stadium until 7pm!”

Question: is there even a fucking point reading this long ass screed when you start out by comparing a fucking handgun, which is a machine designed to end life or at least severely maim living things, with a spare tire, which is a spare tire? Using a little self-awareness, is the rest of your post as fucking insane…

Be honest, how many people lost track and thought he’d been arrested six months ago?