Taking a knee loses at least one, possibly two yards from the previous spot. Calling a play provides the outcomes of: gaining yardage, netting zero yards, losing 1-2 yards (some as kneel down), losing 2+ yards, losing possession. When your coaching to minimize risk, it’s a great sign you’re presiding over a bad team.

I was thinking this the whole time he was talking. Take a couple quick shots, maybe sideline routes? You’re not going for the TD, you’re going for a few positive yards to set up the chip shot. It is true that Trubisky sucks, but an incomplete doesn’t get you into clock trouble.

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

“Mr. Trump loved it”

The only reason I’m not more of an alarmist about this is because Trump’s most fervent supporters are also establishment sycophants that prefer to do their “winning” from the comfort of their La-Z-Boys with Fox News warbling in the background. This isn’t to say that there aren’t any Trump supporters that would answer…

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

You have a very St. Louis sense of humor.

Wait, does he look exactly like he sounds? Dear comment reader, you know he does.

This is awful, so how about some classic Simpsons to lighten the mood.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

I sat in a bar, with my pregnant wife, down in Florida watching that game unfold. The nice locals next to us seemed excited for the Bears about to kick the winning field goal. I told them that he was going to miss it. I had no doubts about this and then he hit those fucking poles. Sat there in my Mack jersey, staring…

Just to reiterate my main point again, because you seem more focused on the kick he missed in the playoffs. He missed several game winning and game tying kicks during the regular season that would have give the Bears the 1st round BYE. That’s a fact.They weren’t tipped kicks or anything, he just shanked them.

Oh for fucks sake. I was going to just save all of my frustration to unleash on today’s Why Your Team Sucks (Bears) and then move on with my fucking life. Had a little plan to get some work done, think of a few things that have been gnawing at my soul since that fucking missed kick and then welcome all the “haha go…

This reminds me of a story of the time Ted Williams was asked for an autograph by a young pitcher who had just struck him out, which is recounted in David Halberstam’s outstanding book, The Teammates. The relevant portion is pasted below from some random source on the Internet, but it seems accurate enough based on my…

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what i hate most about this replay is the way the ump continues to stare Kemp down on his walk back to the dugout, just looking for a reason to add insult to injury. You made a bad call, you won’t change it, but don’t get all rabbit-eared and look for any reason to toss the guy.

And yet not one single person, security otherwise, pays any mind at all to the actual injured dude.  Well, except for whoever was filming the debacle.  

How do you hold the game in Cleveland and NOT play Major League?

Egregious oversight.