It’s so weird that so many people independently decided that MAGA gear and Trump slogans were a great way to intimidate minorities. It couldn’t possibly that all of those people easily understood the messaging behind those things. I’ve been told that would be an unfair interpretation of the facts. So, clearly, they…

As a Bears fan, there is a significant part of me that thinks Reid managed to voodoo that problem out the door when Matt Nagy left...

“A snow wall, you say? I can’t see how that wouldn’t work on the Southern border.”

Yeah, listen, I’m all for an athlete dunking on some heckling rube on Twitter. That’s all in good fun. But you never full-scale engage in a multi-tweet showdown and you DEFINITELY do not do a Barstool-esk targeted harassment campaign against them.

*Aaron Hernandez convicted of murder*

It likewise wouldn’t have surprised me if Marc Bolger was, in fact, also a pro bowler.

Yeah but if he REALLY came from Minnesota, he would be wearing shorts and a jacket.

Beto is definitely one of the guys in college who still wore shorts in the winter.

This would’ve gotten a thousand stars on deadspin, but as a consolation I’ll make it 2 here.

“The Problem Is Cops (DON’T POST)”

This should prove useful

It’s this Shaun King:

They’re voting in guys who’ve only struck out 3 people?!

Pretty sure Schilling took a shitton of red pills.

As a fan of another NFL team not named the Cowboys, I can say with confidence a team quarterbacked by Dak Prescott and coached by Jason Garrett is never going to be a “real Super Bowl contender.”

Hey man, you gotta get those issue spotting points...it was an assault first, and THEN a battery.... should we do an IRAC exercise?

How’s Torts going this semester?

I was perfect for this except I don’t know what a sentence is,