The actual best part is the dad’s “Ah, to hell with ye” hands after the rebound.

Honestly, the keeper can only be expected to make that first stop, and he makes a fine one at that. The real question is where are the parents of the defensemen and why haven’t they pushed their children into the way to help back?? It’s bad parenting if you ask me.

I knit during games when I watch them at home. I...realize I’m not exactly living up to my handle.

“Tremendous success tonight. Thank you to all!”

DeSantis was openly a bumbling racist and the majority of Florida said: “Well at least he’s not black!”  

This is just the roster of the Bulls, isn’t it?

Soooo... you’re saying it would be Bat Boy with the Benjamin Button disease?

Seriously, #NotAllFreindlessLosers

Chances are, she’s already on the way out. Cheerleaders are disposable.

I can’t wait to see all the videos of offended fans burning their erections and/or vowing never to look at cheerleaders again. 

Oh man, judging by these comments I think the next Dead Letters are gonna be fucking great.

But we all agree Marlins Man does not, right?

The titles for all Mushnick columns should really start with FWD: FWD: FWD:

“You mean I could have gotten more!? Man, is my face red.”

*Sinks long contested 3.  Backpedals to bench* “Have a blessed day, guys!”

Hockey fans would have played through it.

In Soviet Russia, Escalator walks you. 

Have you actually talked to people on the right? I’ve never heard someone right-leaning say a positive word about NPR. Ever.

I’m probably going to side more with the people killed than the killers. Like 99.99%-0.01% in the victims favor.