If he doesn’t hear it already, he’s going to hear a ton of it from his friends moving forward about how hot his mom is.

Point of clarity: nobody wants to read about Jerry Falwell JR’S football team.

Abolish Florida*

Got a scouting report on either of these two players?

Jesus, Mike, we get it. You went for a run.

Should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that they used to

His brother, Min Muncy, was leading the Mets in having the lowest OPS, HRs, and BBs on the team.

Don’t worry, we’re on it.

Michelle only went sleeveless because she thought conservatives would love a free gun show

“The First Lady turned to the children and in a sweet but somber tone began, ‘I truly understand your pain. Day after day, trapped. You don’t know who you can talk to or who around you actually cares. Even with all the fancy toys,’ as she gestured to some games and potato chips the children had scattered around their…

The entire little league that my sons are in wears the longer pants these days. Largely because it’s what the league hands out. My son, while watching MLB games and specifically a Cubs game, asked me why Baez wears the knickers. He said he wanted them. I obliged because damnitall they look better.

“For what shall it profit a man, if he gain the whole world, and suffer the loss of his soul? Idk, but fuck those kids”

This is a contest where your failure to successfully colonize even the smallest part of the globe really shines through

Wow, Kevin Durant is really sensitive about his gruyere derriere.

Owen Sharts has an impressive spray chart, isn’t afraid to get his uniform dirty, and rarely just whiffs at the plate.

I clicked expecting a list of funny guys’ names, whimsical enough perhaps to make the kid in my kid’s daycare named Rocket seem dull. Instead I got a treatise on what it means to be an American. What a letdown.

You went to K State. A lot more than 5 minutes has been stolen from you.

I live adjacent to school fields, and see baseball practices on a nightly basis. This is only based on what I have seen, but every single team that practices does the same boring routine. Coach stands on the mound and throws batting practice while 10-12 kids loaf around the field all bored. It’s no wonder no one wants…

I’m so glad my kid quit after 1 season of baseball, it was excruciating. He & I used to play catch almost every day during the season, but easily half the kids on the team couldn’t catch & throw in any kind of meaningful way. Yes, these were 7 year olds but at that age we were all chomping at the bit to start pitching…