Working on it

I too can identify with these dudes, as I’m also not allowed to have unsupervised visits with my children.

I’m the only one that misses Wipeout, right?

Hoo-boy, white people are going to haaaaaaate him.

To be fair, his wife did save at least $100 in taxpayer money by not purchasing a Peyton Manning jersey from the official NFL shop.

As someone who avidly listens to Pardon My Take but very seldom finds myself reading Barstool Sports, I think it’s important to note that PMT is unique in that it does not rely on the humor referenced in this post (played out sexist, racist, etc. jokes), and instead seeks to satirize all of the stupidity that happens…

Oh shit, he pulled the first recorded “double Tebow”. Well, you know Ray, if you’re gonna do something serious, make sure to do it double

We’ll give you a chance to come back. No we won’t.

And they say white people have no culture of their own.

I don’t fucking get it. Just change it. It gives you a chance to rebrand, sell a ton of new merchandise, and come out looking better than Dan Snyder. It’s a win-win. And from a fan stand point, it’s not like if the logo changes that there will be a ban on wearing old gear you bought with the Wahoo on it. You can still…

Wait, wait, hold up: I do not take it easy on children (or love interests) in board games. Or video games. Or bowling. Or putt putt. If they want to win they’ve got to earn it.

Meh. Rovell tweeted the same thing on 9/11/01.

The center says they “truly want what is best for Rally,” and contrary to what the Cardinals seem to think, living in a clubhouse with Mike Matheny and 25 men is not necessarily the best thing for every living creature.

Also, the Cubs bullpen would have fared better if they kept those masks on.

Who is this GLORYBAGGER who can’t even acknowledge THE LORD for his cornhole greatness?

But he didn’t say ‘fudge’, he said THE word, the big one, the queen mother of all dirty words, the “F-dash-dash-dash” word

“One day, when mommy and daddy are the boss, we will be able to take all the money away from our employees and keep it for ourselves.”

No, this is totally an article about the Cardinals. It’s an article about how the Cardinals got nowhere near the World Series and their hated rivals won it all, and didn’t even have to really go through the Cardinals to do it because the Cardinals sucked and didn’t even sniff the playoffs. And now all the Cardinals’…

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

I can’t stop watching that Shaq gif. Please help me.