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I want to just say how sad it makes me that schools need to have sex assault policies in the first place. I suffered my share of emotional abuse in school but I never felt physically unsafe and it’s total bullshit that we can’t send our kids to required schooling without fearing for their safety.

Ambulances were delayed and people died as a result. If Bridgegate gets pinned on a state governor, will those deaths? Judging by Flint, I have no faith in that happening.

I can’t stop giggling at the thought of a framed Firth photo sitting on your mantle with all of your family photos. I love it!

I’m not sure why one bad and hypocritical piece of attempted satire would sacrifice anyone else’s right to shun his principles and ideas, though? There’s plenty to mock about Trump without resorting to body-shaming. Countless people have mocked him effectively without being hypocritical. (And that’s the real problem…

He’s just not attractive enough to feel attainable—not like a Brad Pitt who would make you nervous—and his grammar and diction are sex.

I loved Bridget just as she was, and then they had to go make two more and kill it all.

This looks like a terrible movie, really. So boring and not all that believable. Also, her face looks weird and...dry? Like her lips look oddly flattened and dried out. I find it distracting. The first Bridget Jones movie was ok, and the books were ok—I think I read two of them. The biggest bone I had to pick about…

I think it’s important enough to have that text actually displayed in the thread.

Pitt didn’t have name recognition until the 90s

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

... I did link to it.

Worth thinking about:

Corrupt Bitches have to stick together.

I’m sure Hillary’s thrilled to have the endorsement of convicted Wall Street criminal, Martha Stewart.

So you had to get the hot take out before you had a clue about what was happening? Typical.

Jesus. This thing is a hot mess. If I wanted a needy, demon-possessed, scatterbrained, travel-sized money pit with an exaggerated sense of its own beauty and importance, I would adopt a cat and save myself $600.

Hey yeah, maybe you should update your classless/clickbaity/trollish headline?

Why not just remove it? The story doesn’t provide any new information and runs counter to what Jez is supposed to be about. It’s literally the asshole following you down the street yelling at you to cheer up three days after your dad died.