WHY DOES JERRY JONES HATE THE TROOPS? 

In addition to removing his hat does he know that you’re supposed to stand with your hands at your sides for the anthem? Putting your hand over your heart is for the Pledge of Allegiance.

I’m a go ahead and throw this spicy take out there:  It’s not about the anthem and everybody knows it.

Knocks ON wood. Dangit, I’m stupid.

*knocks in wood*

And with the vast improvements in the Colts’ O-line, I’m sure that all of these positive steps will be permanent and not immediately erased by Week 3 of this season.

This is stealth marketing for a sous vide, isn’t it?

Strong-armed, give me a break. NFL players have always been and still are treated like shit by employers. Way to side with management, SCAB.

Has Dez been drinking tonight?  It would appear he no longer wants to be employed in the NFL.

God yes. More Cowboys trash fire, please. It...it sustains me.

What’s a Catch and Release: The Story of Dez Bryant and the Cowboys

In lieu of dropping passes, Dez will be dropping insults towards his old teammates while he remains unsigned...this should definitely help his free agency.

After reading Deadspin the past few days, I can’t imagine how tough it would be to root for the Jets and the Mets.

On some days that’s a lot to ask. 

Reminder this is the team that is paying Josh McCown $10million to (in a best case scenario) simply avoid sitting on his own balls all season.

Has Markle been secretly British this whole time? What American calls a zucchini a courgette? Has she been auditioning to marry into British royalty her WHOLE LIFE perhaps???

Vince is five months older than me, and I hope he plays until he’s 60 so I can continue to think “well, I’m technically still young enough to play in the NBA” every season.

To be fair, blades on the feet of hockey players make it even MORE cutthroat than basketball.

DAMMIT. This was the year Frederic was going to finally join the Knicks!

Oakley nothin’. Vince Carter played against Rick Mahorn and Dominique Wilkins.