“he did not disclose his political identity to the authorities”

What the hell is he doing driving himself? He’s a sitting US senator and a stroke survivor. Hire a driver, JF. You’re a millionaire. You can afford it.

Artificial insemination generally is looked at the sperm donor isn’t the father, and thus the children aren’t entitled to any privileges associated from that.  Home sperm donation, either live or turkey baster, doesn’t afford this separation.

He’s *77* and served in the Navy. “Filing papers” is NOT his problem at this point. It wasn’t even required back then in all likelihood since his parents were citizens. I am going to bet he has had a social security number his whole life too. He’s a citizen, full stop. This is first rate petty bureaucratic bullshit…

Any laws with a whiff of religious origin need to be scrubbed from the books.

This means O’Connor is a citizen. He’s voted, paid taxes and has a social security number

What if we also throw in Ryan Reynolds?

They call that “blowback”.

It doesn’t. There are other sections in the linked laws for if the parents are out of wedlock where the baby can still have citizenship, there’s just more requirements about how long they lived in the US for.

He doesn’t need to wait, he needs to get an attorney and sue their dumb asses, ASAP. Or better yet, move out of Tennessee.

More than half the country doesn’t have a passport - IIRC it’s at 42% do currently. Up from 15% pre-9/11.

Ted is your problem and you get to keep him; we don’t want him back.

He doesn’t have a US passport? The whole conversation would’ve ended then and there. 

He’s really going to be mad when he gets deported and has to live out his days in Winnipeg.

The Tennessee DMV first got suspicious when they heard his accent, and knew he must be a layaboat. Now they’ll kick him oat!

I’d say we have a winner in the Brutally Funny category.  Just too good.

Any gas station within half a mile of an interstate highway in the south. The incessant smell of pee, pot and gasoline, the humid stickiness of everything you touch, the questionable characters hanging out in the energy-drink bottle littered parking lot, and the cashier barricaded behind milky plexiglass selling lotto…

I always laugh at the ones who say “if you have nothing to hide” or “he compromised our security”. Considering that the point of privacy is not in case you have something to hide but when people in power can abuse their access. I'm sure Trump would love turning the NSA and PRISM against his opponents. As for it having…

You understand that Snowden had no plans of staying in Russia right? You may want to look into the timeline of what happened prior to calling him a Russian asset. He was on his was to Ecuador prior to the US revoking his passport while he was at the airport in Russia and that is the reason he can't leave. 

you just wanted to post the TRD buttplug again, eh