Don’t forget the sequel https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-adults-in-the-room-1837487584

Forgot one: 

Dry-clean only.

So they literally stuck a Ferrari badge on a Vantage, cool.

Please bring Splinter back for this. 

How do you know someone is from NY?

Well it didn’t take long for some New Yorker to go ‘Eh, dat’s not a pizza. You can only get real pizza at Ol’ Vinnies Pies..”

Nobody cares, you are not the gatekeeper of any food.

I never really “got” Car Talk as a kid, much to the surprise of the adults in my life. I was a little car nut from Massachusetts, after all. And my dad loved it. But this story closes a lot of loops for me.

Guy’s got some afterburners. Definitely rooting for him to win a roster spot.

Not for nothing, but I feel like you’re missing the point. Being unkind to someone on purpose is unnecessary. Seafood kills Becky, Gluten gives Bob the sh*ts for a week, Dairy makes John’s farts smell like death, Meat makes Tracy (the Vegan) upset, and I just really don’t like avocado.

I’m glad you live in Arizona, too.

How old are the kids supposed to be here? this takes place about six months after season 2's Snow Ball, so they are about 12-13 years old, right? My point is that Mike is a young kid in his first relationship with a girl and just had his first fight with El. I feel like his attempts to make up with El should be in the…

Ahhh, I was wondering what the deal was.

Pretty pumped that we’re changing who the most famous pitcher named Rocker is.

We don't eat Koala. Too many STDs. 

The Australian option not being a burger with beetroot just seems wrong.

I have an electric smoker and I love it! Pair that with a wireless thermometer and you are good to go.