Right, because it’s totally binary. Pfft.

“I practice a lot when I’m alone”

With regard to the Avatar marketing…there’s a genius short by SNL featuring Ryan Gosling about the font used on the Avatar poster. Hilarious.

I thought I told you to stop making up animals!

Or Lost. 

Nearly very car I’ve bought from 1999 til now, I’ve had that same bullshit spiel from the finance dudes. Lojack, etched windows, undercoating, whatever. Hell, I even had a Subaru dealership in Denver withhold the refund check from an extended warranty (STI trade in) to compel me to pay for the etched windows and…

I’m pretty sure it wasn’t that they did it...but rather HOW it was done. 

Miscast? That doesn’t really describe what was saying five years ago. His presence almost ensures I won’t watch something. I’ve never bought into his schtick and that schtick never changes, whether he’s the tool guy or Santa Claus or budget William Shatner. Lost among the rest of the cast, he sticks out like a sore…

And yet, they’ve got a great track record so far. Black holes, the Higgs boson, neutrinos, quarks, the background radiation left over from the Big Bang discovered by COBE...which matched their math.

Hell, I remember being on the waitlist to borrow a VHS copy of Star Wars at the local public library back in the super-early 80s, well before Music Plus or The Wherehouse started renting films.

I would absolutely watch an adaptation of the Kingdom Come with Brandon Routh. Hell yes. 

The 2011 X5m is practically boss spec in this game. Highly competent off-road and on. 

m240i? Or the old Datsun?

Back in...what...2000, a picture of me and a buddy popped up on Something Awful under the “Cliff Yablonski hates you” section. Yesterday, I went looking for it because I happened to see Kyanka mentioned in a Wikipedia article. Like you, I’m now waking up to the news that Lowtax has killed himself.

Yep. I felt the same. An awkwardness that said “shit, I need to get butt-ass naked in from of my mom?”

I mean....every one of those plot points? Threaten me with a good time, why don’t you? Almost makes me wish they’d create a four episode “mini-season” (after season 3) just to explore some of these plot points. Nothing canon, you know? Just some good natured fuckery in the vein of Beard’s solo episode a few weeks ago.

Nice review. How’s the score? 

I’d like to see him tackle some Clive Barker. The Damnation Game would be lovely with, say, Terrance Stamp playing the old Thief.

Welp....I was going to buy this, but I see Kevin J Anderson has managed to sully THIS iteration of Dune in print with his name as well.

Weirdly I have FAR more faith that we’ll be getting a decent entry in the franchise with Mangold holding the reigns. Dude’s always been a character-first director and with Logan and Ford vs Ferrari under his belt, there’s no doubt about his action bonafides.