“the oil companies that lied to us for decades”

yah that one

I keep reading it in the spirit of “I’m so pretty” from west side story

This little statement is so loaded with brilliance.  After forming a lot of opinions reading through the article, I’m left looking in the mirror for a moment -and i hadn’t expected to see what I did.

If that made the bug bubbling exhaust sound I would be so happy

So instead of the VW Bug this would be the Bug VW?

Sad day. I hope to hear from the converted souls all about the success of these programs and how important it is that funding continues. The tails shall be endless I’m sure.

IT’S THE SAME GUY!

Not the second base he was hoping for

Go to Europe. It’s HUGE

I must be a snob. It’s extremely to read “I’m like” and “She goes” 20 times in a quote without just picturing the guy as a teenage girl

The Fucking Onion literally wrote your sob story

dip :)

I did orange

Was it being run out of the basement of a pizza joint?

King Trump has touch you, you need not testify!

Shit man we’re just trying to fix your PC

Now painting just blows

Now painting just blows

This is like a finger being pulled out of the dam. Stand back. Now people die from his majesties’ keen mind. How many is yet to be seen. Might include me. Might include you, dear reader.

seems like the most christian thing is from now on: EVERY SINGLE ONE