If denver they just lock you up pregnant, don’t bother opening the door until the kid is out.  Have fun!

This is the first and last time you’ll hear about one of the more actionable items we could take against trump

Mercedes convertible owners actually put down lid on none of them

I open carry a dehumidifier just in case

This is why we need a closely monitored vape center where people can vape without fear and they get the support they need. 

Clean Vape Technology is right around the corner.  My kids are vapers, and their kids will be vapers too.  It’s a proud family industry

It was their auto insurance member discount flier that got me into MS13. Time sensitive material so ACT FAST

Shit.  I need to get in on this market. 

It’s been a while since I met a smoker I would miss

36 hours?  It’s already gone, man.  Over.

I guess... stop killing black people?

Ah.... I see you now.

I think front wheels dip into culvert, hit driveway ramp

Bwahaha Good fucking luck.  That’s were everyone will be streaming in the climate wars. 

If you have kids today.... WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????

Ugh.... pasteing tweets is hard.

You turn into a right wing thinker (stop thinking about it, blame the libs and the immigants and we’ll just vote go home and make Britain Great again)

Let’s pause and look back..

Ah is that what they call it now?

It looks so real!