“The first whiff of diesel exhaust I smell gives me an instant headache”

This is diversion from their new guidelines suggesting you set home temperature to 85 when away from home and 82 while you sleep, ‘to save power’.  One level of stupid to obscure the other

1989 Subaru Justy. Driving along innocently when it started ringing like a mechanical bank alarm on sterioids. Freaked the F out, turned to look, it stopped. Then it happened again weeks later..... then a few more times. Always when I least expected it... when I was most relaxed and guard was down.

Yeah fuck him and the Moscow bus he rode in on

thoughts and prayers

Metris is my project van -By which I mean I use it to pickup lumber for projects. It’s got a 100x50 inch cargo bed. Enough for a full sheet of plywood and then some. More than most “trucks” these days with their pansy ass 6 foot beds.

thoughts and prayers

breed twice a year, 5-6 pigs per litter. reach breeding age in 8 months.

higher than the odds of you living long eating at the olive garden

Fine print: ‘ToGo’ includes leaving after eating. You have to live there or pay to leave

Lifetime, sure.  But you’ll die eating that shit in no time

well the kid did grow up to be an asshole

She got out

Car might be worth more than driver in this case

Funny how this happens the day after names start dropping. check out what kinda of cars the guards have next week

When Are We Going to Address How Paul Walker Had Relationships With Underage Girls?

Currently on netflix:

I suck at right/left

Takes a miracle for that man to bring a motion to the floor

No no no they are just enchancing her neck to be more like their dear leader moscow mitch