They both look like aliens, to be fair.

I would hardly call retail jobs or positions with zero visibility “gainfully employed.”

Did you put in green contact lenses just to write this post?

At least two of those suggestions are illegal.

“Giving people unproductive work to avoid laying them off” That makes you a terrible boss.

Rewarding mediocrity really is the name of the game. Ever drive by some road work or a construction site and see one guy working and five others standing around chatting and drinking coffee? That’s your Union Protection right there. The reason many private sector industry employees have no interest in unions is…

As much as I would love to see HamNo get canned, I would literally prefer if they kept him on but gave him a largely ceremonial title complete with zero power or responsibilities, just to see how long before he breaks.

“Every millennial thinks they are journalists” I call this the Libby Watson Effect.

It was already a flaming bag of dog shit when it got Leg Dropped in to oblivion, so garbage is actually an improvement.

“WE’RE GONNA FIGHT THIS WITH ALL WE HAVE!” ...Which is nothing? You’re all terminated. And calling New York a “Union Town” is not exactly a ringing endorsement - Wooooo let’s hear it for all those mobbed up and corrupt unions of NYC!

You may want to re-read that sentence...A couple times if necessary. Creating demand? Wut?

Are you implying it’s still growing when it’s sitting in a bag or in the produce area of the supermarket?

I don’t know, why are you seemingly so knowledgeable about handcuff keys? I’m already assuming you have someone chained to your radiator.

That..That makes literally no sense. How mentally disabled are you to come up with that rather than the rational understanding that he was degrading the Jewish people as a whole from being people to being insects that eroded away at foundations? If your supposition was true he literally could’ve picked any species in…

It’s a tough split for GMG, do you support Muslims or women? Well, it’s Splinter so Muslims is the only answer. They leave the Women and homosexuals to Jezebel.

Why wish? It’s incredibly easy, just stay away from this website - if you can handle not suckling from the tit of self-affirmation for more than a few minutes.

Likely why you have no friends.

I wasn’t aware the entire Splinter staff was there.

And yet you somehow think this is some huge move. Neither of these speedrunners have been involved for years. One apologized likely because he didn’t want anybody googling shit for future job prospects and stumbling on it. The other simply gives no fucks. As if GDQ is some sort of big deal, which it isn’t. OMG MONEY…

Oh wah wah transphobic. A bunch of straight guys didn’t want to go along with the intensely weird politically correct opinion that “This dude in women’s clothing should be referred to as “she.” The vast majority of the world finds it weird, and does their best to ignore it rather than express their disagreement…