Failed because you think somehow E.Coli can infect a non-living organism or mysteriously survive an easy, thorough washing. Which it can’t. Back to freshman year with you.

Somebody failed Biology 100..

Guest worker reform isn’t a bad idea, to be honest, but honestly a lessening of the illegal immigrant labor market could also (hopefully) lead to greater innovations in the field of harvesting crops (When was the last time somebody tried to make a machine that made it more efficient?) or in the hydroponic space to…

It’s almost like sneaking in to the country illegally, not speaking the language, and having no marketable skills is a bad idea!

I see you found that absurd statement as grating as I did. “IT’S NOT THEIR FAULT THEY’RE SHITTING IN THE FIELDS!”

That could be true, but how dim witted do you have to be to be told “You were denied because you checked ‘no’ when asked if you were a U.S. Citizen.” And then think that it’s totally okay to just check the opposite box regardless of whether it’s true or not? HamNo claims in his post that she’s a teacher, which means…

The purpose of the plea deal is to get things moving and out of the way when the case is open and shut (like it was here). Instead, she chose to waste the time and money of the state on an issue where she was well aware that she was guilty, and so she faces the full brunt of the charges. It’s not complicated, nor is…

Yes, because everyone cracking sexist jokes clearly means it all SUPER CEREAL. Jesus, you’re the type of clown who walks out of comedy shows because you’re offended too aren’t you?

Well, you see, these days women both have zero agency and all the agency. You’re supposed to get a signed affidavit stating that you agree to sexual acts, but if something happens that makes you uncomfortable you are physically unable to vacate the premises because the other party happens to be rich and famous. Fame…

Stealing ideas happens all the time in the workplace.. He removed a condom during consensual sex, that has nothing to do with workplace misconduct.. “Sleeping with people around the office?” What, is the accuser pissed because she got shelved after giving it up or because she never got a turn at all?

Yeah, where was the rape here? And what is the deal with this chick? “I felt really, REALLY uncomfortable, but I still totally wanted to hang out in his posh apartment and maybe squeeze another free dinner out of him, so I decided I’d stick around.” If you felt that uncomfortable you could have just up and left, it’s…

And nobody gave a shit. At all. Because GDQ doesn’t pay them to speedrun. It’s the equivalent of telling me I’m banned from your local vegan restaurant - Never been there, not planning on going, don’t care.

Actually most people aren’t like you, really. I can already tell you must be a blast at parties.

If this “ruined your evening,” I dare say you might need to get a life.

Because it wasn’t fair to be removed. In order to have any semblance of “fairness” Mario, Luigi, et al. would have to have their Italian heritage and accents removed. Alas, it has not. Who was sitting down just fuming at some perceived racist caricature of native Americans? I posit that nobody even remotely normal or…

TL;DR. Why is Deadspin even letting you post this junk? Chess isn’t even a sport - are they that desperate for clicks? Are the Mexicans from Univision holding guns to editors’ heads?

What a surprise that nobody likes you.

The amount of meth you must smoke to come up with these takes must be astronomical..

They view the children more as tools to evoke sympathy, rather than people. If they cared about their well being they wouldn’t be pressing the issue, and would’ve stayed in Mexico (You know, since Mexico offered them all help with housing and jobs). These idiots are just full of shit.

Please keep deleting my comments that prove you wrong, Rafi. It amuses me.