I’m willing to bet Bill Belichick’s secretary is getting sick and tired of Tim Tebow’s agent calling every ten fucking minutes. “No sorry, Bill is still at lunch.”

Well, Julian Edelman has always wanted to be Tom Brady. The metamorphosis is nearly complete.

This. Chili Davis IS DatBoi.

Betts is an absolute monster.

I think the English rule only works if you honestly think the courts get things right the vast majority of the time, and even then, I imagine people complain about it just as much there as we do here.

This year is becoming a pretty extraordinary redemption tour for Hanley Ramirez after his bad first year in Boston.

Slightly below average left handed ‘specialist’ relievers will miss the salary floor Cashman has been giving them for roughly a decade because of Ortiz.

There’s no team in baseball more grateful than the Yankees that Ortiz is retiring.

I think it’s at least fair to argue whether there is a qualitative difference between protesting during the anthem when playing for your club team and protesting during the anthem while playing for your national team.

“The school mascots are selected by their honor and basically pride that it brings the school,” Shirk said. “If I was a Native American—I feel there was no disrespect intended. It was done to be a unique and fun poster.”

In response, the NCGOP has released an official statement:

This is a scorcher of a take.

I don’t know, some of those medications seem to be directly related to conditions they get BECAUSE they’re athletes, not inspite of.

I wish there was some version of Red Zone where I could watch the game I want, and then all the commercial breaks were just filled with Red Zone.

While they might have cropped out the rafters, he forgot the GIANT FUCKING TEXAS FLAG on the left.

Thanks for stepping away from the gridiron for a few seconds to enlighten us, oh wise football sage. You fucking clown.

I don’t even think that was the worst hit. This one was worse.

Playing the anthem early pretty much proves the uselessness of playing it at all, right?

“We don’t want Megan Rapinoe to cause a scene, so we’re going to cause a scene.”

Here was a particularly phony and dishonest line of argument, which went basically unchallenged by The Ringer’s reporter (emphasis mine):