No matter your orientation, one can always appreciate a fine ass.

Because big Football and Basketball programs schools would look at their players only saying terrible stuff about women as some pretty solid progress.

No money is at stake?

Probably because they know there won’t be any public uproar about it, and it looks good from a PR standpoint? That’s my guess.

“Are you now or have you ever been a believer that man-made CO2 emissions are responsible for rapid global warming? Answer the question!”

Suck a dick. The right has been tearing Obama down for eight years, and now that there’s a Republican taking office, now all of a sudden you want to play the “respect our president” card? Get fucked.

“You know who else was ‘Man of the Year’?”
*Crowd Cheers*
“That’s right, a little man called Hitler!”
*Bass Slaps*
“I’m just sayin’, the trains ran on time, amirite?”
*Cheers*
*Double bass slap*
“But honestly, your children are going to die in a nuclear fire the likes of which you could never imagine. Just...The. Best.”
*Audi…

“Growing up with black community” is the new “I’m not racist, I have black friends”.

It would make sense for the second season to begin with two or three plot threads. One would involve the Man in Black finding his way back out of the park with a small group of survivors from the company party, eluding the hosts and observing the spread of consciousness. The second would involve Bernard’s efforts to…

You can probably spend a few episodes (or quite a few) focusing on a kind of robot mop-up operation - the hosts hunting human guests throughout the park, reversing the dynamic from the first season. Put Ed Harris and Tessa Thompson together, strand them in the park with no supplies, always running from the hosts, and…

Well, I can take joy in the pain of people who are regretting their votes because Donald is not building a wall/prosecuting Clinton. I really don’t have a lot of sympathy for those ones.

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

I say this as someone canvassed for Hillary in a swing state in the Midwest- they did not lose this election because of progressives. They lost because they didn’t bother defending the one fucking path Trump had to victory. Two days before the election I was sent to canvass houses on a street that didn’t exist…

Sounds like you’re butthurt the Democratic party didn’t nominate a progressive candidate. I dunno, sounds like something you should consider for the next time this shit goes down.

Correction: The American people lost the election because too many so-called progressives were too fucking lazy or idealistic to vote.

The Browns did share five follow-up emails that they received from people who attended the event, in which they thanked the organizers and expressed interest in staying in touch regarding possible job opportunities.

We call that Freedom Foam.

Not only are TIE fighters supposed to be cheap/expendable, they’re supposed to be completely dependent on the capital ship they launch from. No hyperdrive, no shields, no real life support system. They rely on group tactics and as little independent thought as possible, which is exactly what the Empire wants.

“You have dealt with an unbelievable slanted and negative media and have come out beautifully” sounds 0% like something Bill Belichick would say, and 100% like something Donald Trump would say while reading a blank page he is pretending is a letter from Bill Belichick.