God, how I have wanted to fling a basketball at Chris Paul’s head. I already loved Boogie, now I somehow love him more.

Shut the fuck up.

Hey, the game is not for you. And that’s okay. Nobody says you have to like it. If you look at a tape of one of the most incredible saves a goalie will ever make and say ‘This is everything wrong with hockey’ then the game is not for you. May I suggest golf? It has a much slower pace and it’s pretty easy to tell…

She must be a fan of Peyton Manning. That’s his patented “unwanted stick in the face of a college girl” maneuver.

Jesus surely approves.

She's definitely not the first Jackie to be familiar with brutal head shots.

This will not happen. Showing my child something from Bleacher Report is the type of evidence my ex-wife needs to regain custody.

anyone find it a little weird that he put on his full golf outfit to essentially play a video game? I’ve never put on a red hat and overalls to play Mario Kart (maybe it’s because I’m always Bowser). Will Sunday’s update feature him wearing a red shirt?

What depreciates more quickly, a car when you drive it off the lot or a 30-year-old slugger coming off a career year with a huge contract?

So the one yesterday had limited range, the one today has lots of power but is unreliable. Who says cars and their owners aren’t alike?

Oh man. I bet he has the biggest penis.

Becase Pwed’s only real joke is screaming really loud.

The point in my life where I feel so old I have absolutely no idea who this is someone change my bedpan please.

“Hey, that’s awesome! Congr...”

That's a fun promotion. The Yankees would probably only let him swing from the left side and if he hits a homer his tickets are free but his kids are triple the cost and his wife has to give handys to the players.

I don’t see anything actually wrong with the comment now. She was asked if she can understand movies from certain cultures, and her response was basically, “I don’t know much about the intricacies of the Middle East but I think we all share some commonalities and I understand the humanities in those films.” Maybe I’m…

Glad Jezebel posted this clarification. Pretty shitty mistake by the AP/Mashable/whoever let this get out of hand.

The thing that I notice is that we’re all, there is a core of humanity that travels right through every culture.

It’s a little more than “not exactly what happened.”

wow, I can’t believe I didn’t think that...I was trying to find a way to fit a “saving face” pun in the headline!