When Nidal shot up Ft. Hood, liberal media shouted down those who called it radical Islamic terrorism. They were insistent on the “workplace shooting” narrative, going so far as to concoct a medical history of the killer where he was oppressed and psychologically traumatized because of his ethnicity and religion. They…

Religion.

Cannot comprehend what sort of motive makes you leave your infant daughter with her grandmother and then saddle her with the legacy of your heinous acts.

Handy Pocket Guide to Mass-Shooting Reactions in America:

“Chip Kelly, pay attention. Think of how many stupid sweeps you could run with Michelle at QB.”

What with all the bad/scary shit in the news today, we needed this - thanks. She's a fucking MENACE when she leaves the pocket.

There is, however, one potential way for Real to sneak out from this same provision that saw Osasuna kicked out of the Copa last season: Cádiz must file an official complaint.

To start, he sourced Sport, which should never be sourced because it’s so biased, one-sided, and incorrect that it’s essentially a joke.

You’re right, a separate obviously flippant comment, left well after both the original comment and your response, makes a non-joke out of something insinuating that multiple NBA athletes have had their careers altered by going to ‘Grant Hill’s foot surgeon’ ...

Who said anything about the blanket descriptor ‘women’? My wife is the greatest thing to happen to me in the entire 38 years I’ve been alive, by a wide margin.

Both statements can be true.

But no sprinkles for Brady..sprinkles are for winners.

Through absolute sheer coincidence, Peyton Manning’s injury suddenly got much much worse. Might have to miss the rest of the season now.

Really? We have to respond to an obvious joke based on Humphries, Odom, and now Harden all experiencing basketball issues directly after dating a Kardashian as if it’s not an obvious joke?

Curry used to be a cover-your-eyes awful defender. The difference is that Steph gives enough of a crap about basketball to spend time working on it so he doesn’t hurt his team. That’s an MVP move.

Why does a newborn baby need a Twitter account? I'm 32 and I don't even have a Twitter account.

Can’t wait until Jerry brings Johnny Manziel on board. Man, is that gonna be fun.

In other words “I made the Cowboys relevent for 2 weeks”

I was going to say basically the exact same thing. The “fucking of course he just deflected a ball with <4s left, corralled it at 2s, and then threw a dagger at the basket from nearly 40’ away, because of fucking course he did” reaction. The whole “this guy is a fucking sorcerer and we all are allowed to breathe at…

Damn, it’s not often you see a player good enough that he breaks the will of not only the opposing players, but the opposing announcers as well. Don’t know who the Grizz had on the mic there for that second shot, but I know he reached for a flask after that “Of course he does”.