That is fucked up. And hilarious.

When I was little, my sisters invited me to play hide and seek with them. I was super excited because they never wanted to do anything with me. However they had spent hours recording themselves on cassette tapes saying things like “over here!” “getting warmer” or “mikey, come and find us”. They then hide the tapes in…

You know what’s worse than auto-playing videos on the Internet? Auto-playing video ADS on the internet that don’t load until after you’ve already been on the page for about 5 seconds and you’ve already started reading the sports blog post on the sports blog post website.

I use the “I’ll time you trick” on my daughters all the time. Children are such adorable, glorious little morons.

Or we could just, you know, not eat excessive amounts of any particular thing. Yesterday’s study about meat said eating more than a certain amount increases your risk. We all know eating excessive amounts of sugar can lead to all sorts of diseases including diabetes. Hooray for more scientific facts about what these…

Will the Patriots lose a 3rd or 4th round pick because of this?

Love the fact that the kicker tried tackling the wrong guy.

Last week Michigan-Michigan State, this week Florida State-Georgia Tech. The gods of the special teams demand a sacrifice or this will continue every week.

MOTHER TRUCKIN COLLEGE FOOTBALL Y’ALL

Ramsay Snow went to Richmond is incredible.

I would like to make love to that Maury/Father of the Constitution sign.

ROT IN HELL

/CUTS EARS OFF

*man stares blankly into your eyes as he pushes a knife slowly into your chest*

If people want to call it a sport, that can’t be upset when it is reported in as a sport. That means recaps that include the outcome.

Ever been to a sports website? They’ve got the scores from every game played.

Same. Also, she does make a good point about her character not planning to run around the jungle.

I thought the running in heels part was meant to be silly and campy. I was surprised people took it so seriously.