Also because they’re pretty fucking great movies.

I feel like the Martain and Inside Out are guaranteed Oscar nominees...if only to get the attention of wider audiences.

Your opinion is objectively wrong and you should feel bad about it.

I feel like the Muscle Hamster is just spinning his wheel on this one

Man, embrace Muscle Hamster. That’s the coolest nickname in the NFL. Dougernaut is what Rob Schneider would call him at the water cooler.

Sounds like someone’s in a bad mood after having to sit through some sportsball.

You sir are a communist who kicks puppies and thinks the Cardinal Way is a good thing.

You are wrong, and have cursed your family for generations

The ugliest part of this is that Craig “Ironhead” Heyward was a very popular player in the 90’s, and the league was happy with the positive press he generated. Now his son is playing for his former team, and wants to pay tribute to his late father. Eye black isn’t part of the uniform, isn’t readily seen from the…

Really? I don’t really care either way but how would you feel if Sam Wilson started pushing a conservative line. What if he decided that he was going to use his powers to prevent people from crossing the border illegally? Now his reason are not only to prevent illegal entry into the US but also to insure that no…

This is the best one I’ve seen this morning.

I bet that “2015 SNF Runner-up” banner looks great.

THIS!

a) You probably don’t ride. Believe me, there are plenty of places that are unsafe for a car to pass where it’s no problem for a bike (either due to the bike being able to do the pass or simply because of things like better sightlines due to lane positioning etc). So it comes down to The Law vs. common sense, being…

This kid’s half-American, right? So with any luck, he’ll be playing for the USMNT in ten years.

“Well now it’s wasted! You’re still fucking alive!”

I’ve got no joke for this. Good for Lamar, and I hope he keeps improving.

I am glad to hear the Lamar was able to regain consciousness and has a greater chance of recovery; however, if I have lived my life in such a manner that, at any point, life and death decisions are in the hands of another human being, and that human being is a Kardashian, someone please kill me.