Waaaah my team makes the playoffs every year, has two titles this decade, and constantly reloads its roster with homegrown talent and not oversized free agent contracts. We won 100 games this year but lost to an incredibly talented young team In the playoffs for the first time in a century waaaaahhhh

Shit, I thought it was funny.

This better?

I can’t even bring myself to finish Witcher 1, but everything I see related to CDPR just makes me respect them so damn much.

This is why nobody likes you.

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

Old TSM? That was TSM season 4. That’s not old TSM. Old TSM is Dyrus, Regi, Oddone, Chaox and Xpecial.

Don’t sweat the difficulties, Albert. If we know one thing about gamers, it’s that they’re not particularly hypersensitive to any sort of direct or even indirect criticism about their hobby.

I will stand for a lot, but I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. A “g.” OBVIOUSLY.

Fuck.

That is a girl, Tom.

Pictured: Big Tweet

“How could I get myself into even further legal trouble I can’t possibly afford?”

Nope. He figured the few minutes of publicity on a website like Kotaku would be worth an afternoon or two of shotty After Effect works. I appreciate his style!

Let there be Lite.

Sooo I can actually relate to number one...