Mr. Irsay, how did you find this thread?

He’s joking about fucking Tom by inflating them. He will actually be doing the opposite. That’s 100% obvious, dude.

Stay out of civil court.

Yeah, this was certainly why the Colts got annihilated on every single level, and Blount ran wild. SMH

Just to be clear, they ran for three TDs which alone were more than what Indy scored. Also, I find “more probable than not” hard to buy as a definitive statement that they cheated.

I’m pretty sure the Super Bowl was played with appropriate footballs, and that the 45-7 game in the AFCCG wasn’t because of the inflation of the footballs.

I can’t really muster any level of care about this anymore.

I’d have no trouble drafting La’el. I mean, our yellow sun’s radiation must make him one hell of a lineman.

SURELY THE JOURNALISM GODS CHORTLED MIGHTILY

from his twitter. thought the bio was funny/sad

Headlines lost to history: “Russian, Japanese Forces Decimate Poles”

In communist russia the pole positions you

Never far from my lips

I’m sorry to say this, but I don’t think he overreacted at all. You clearly weren’t intentionally leading him on or anything, but you must have confused the hell out of him. First you want to fuck him, then you don’t, then you really want to fuck him and ask him to go out to buy condoms, and then you tell him you…

I feel bad for the guy. You played hot and cold because you weren’t ready, and none of that was fair to him. You’re in the wrong.

You had every right to change your mind, and you did. But your story gave me whiplash, so I can imagine a little how he felt. You both dodged a bullet. Chalk it up to experience.

I am struggling to see how/where he created drama. You might be projecting, because I think he handled being yanked around pretty well. Your behavior was very hot and cold, and when I put myself in his shoes it doesn’t feel good. It sucks to be a rebound to someone who’s using you to work out their own personal shit…

Breakups suck. And I hope this doesn’t sound mean, because I’ve definitely been there, but just reading this felt like you’re emotionally all over the place right now. It doesn’t sound like you were ready to be hanging out with this guy at all, let alone having sex.

I didn’t expect him to be THRILLED but his reaction was way over the top, right?!

Yeah, I came here for the dick and am leaving disappointed.