Man, Waldo is getting really fucking lazy these days.

A better title for his book should have been First Round Exit.

“He proposed on Christmas Day 2012.”

Karen?

He’s lucky his name isn’t De’Grayson Allen playing for Georgetown or Georgia Tech.

I love a doctor with a fatalistic approach to health care. “If he dies, he dies! What do you want me to do about it?”

healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency

GOOD GOD MAN!!!!!

I know. So uppity.

“He thinks he’s really good at football just because he’s really good at football so fuck him”.

“Hannah Storm is off today.”

Did you know he played basketball?

Whatever you need to tell yourself, man.

A real American would know that.

Anyway, if I’m putting any antlers on the table, they’re gonna be real. None of these poseur antlers for me. I’m taking down Bambi’s mom and then making her head the centerpiece of my turkey dinner.

So, to recap, hes top 11 but not elite and good, though not great, but will probably end up in the Hall. What are you on dude?

This is more offensive than it is dumb, but only just.

Unfortunately, due to some confusion over the meaning of “football”, they’ve replaced him with Chan Gailey.

He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

Rodgers is a transcendent quarterback who is forgetting about his family 50 years ahead of his peers.