You sure it’s not “Adam Lind whacked massive dong nice and deep lololol penis”?

Basically because it’s freaking hilarious. The Argentines beat the Brits by getting away with a blatant hand ball, and by venerating that moment they have found a way to eternally twist the knife.

It’s genius, really.

There was a huge England/Argentina dynamic that transcended that one goal. The Falklands War, basically an Argentine humiliation, was a fresh and open wound, and there were still some bad feelings lingering from their loss to England 20 years earlier, when their captain was controversially sent off in a 1-0 loss. And…

Point of interest from here:

can they just tweet the names of the starting 11? how the fuck am i supposed to know these jabronis by face?

BOOM BECAUSE HE’S DONE

you could have jammed a fork into Dirk Nowitzki’s eye

I was into the Hemo-Clix before they were cool.

Godspeed you beautiful bastard

Well, suddenly, I take these two gentlemen less seriously as sports intellectuals.

Okay, let’s make this happen. DC Jezebel people...if you’d be interested in a meetup, email dcjezmeetup@gmail.com.

So, do they even reverse the 3rd K at Busch Stadium?

Ugh, I WISH we had a pink wall. Instead, we have this fucking shit:

Yup. Players in other sports respect the authority of officials...

Huh. You’d think the people running soccer were more into making money than the fairness of the game.

Yup, Deadspin letting their CLEVELAND BIAS show once again. We caught you, you fucking frauds!

I think you mean where the fuck did you grow away.

No. I live in the SnorthwEast.