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Ask for your money back.

“It’s unclear how Bowe can be a non-factor”

Sikh and Islam are completely different religions which aren’t remotely related to each other. It’s like racists aren’t even trying to educate themselves anymore.

The only thing that matters here is whether Heyward would “opt out” of enjoying Chicago’s world-renowned restaurants and performing arts to hang out with St. Louis chucklefucks, or whether he would forego millions of dollars to avoid the so-called “best fans in baseball.”

Karl-Anthony Towns wasn’t yet born when Garnett made his NBA debut. Blake Griffin was six.

No, but you asked where that guy’s rooting interests lie and gave 2 options. I was presenting a 3rd, and... uh... nevermind. You do you, shouty guy.

Or option C) Clemson, and would rather play Michigan St. than Oklahoma.

UBU Sports seed?

Is "Los D-Backs" a joke? That's like someone going to a Mexican restaurant and asking the waiter "Where is the el bathroom?"

Those teams are all in the NCAA football playoffs. The real ones, not this thing ESPN cooked up.

Nothing will ever top the Beef O’Brady’s Bowl (may it rest in peace). Nothing.

Solution: Start sending DII and DIII teams with undefeated records (are there any? there has to be, right?) to fill in the gaps!

such a great god damn band.

I bet this was the same guy eating the loose turkey out of the package.

Yes. Yes they do. Also people in DC who stand on the left side of the escalator, we call them “Escalefters” and there is a special place in hell for them.

Posting a Gawker photo on Gawker...Gawkception.

Well considering theres a socialist running for president that is actually a potentially viable candidate that many young people are excited to vote for, I’d say pretty well. But you continue being a condescending dick.

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Please leave my choice of ass pleasuring devices out of this