I guess this means another Royal in the All Star Game.

In-game sprinklers will save lives during the Qatar World Cup.

I haven't seen a Columbus Crew so confused since 1492.

Seeing all that water makes me long for the golden shower days of Kansas City’s MLS team.

Let’s make it easy for you, Josh: You know every time you get torched on that slant by, oh, Alshon Jeffery or Jordy Nelson, and you didn’t want to give up that big reception on third-and-12 but they did it anyway? You’re the 10-year-old, they’re the 30-year-old.

Catches like this should really help the Chicago Wildfire stay at the top of a division that includes such powerhouses as the New Orleans Hurricanes, the San Francisco Earthquakes and the South Carolina South Carolinians.

How awkward would that have been if a bunch of Chechens, Armenians, and Georgians showed up.

It would be a lot easier to accept Blatt as the oppressed virtuoso if he weren’t frantically calling timeouts they don’t have in playoff games.

It’s tough to be the boss of someone way more competent than you are. Why don’t they just name him player-coach and be done with it, and acknowledge whomever is on the sidelines in a suit is the assistant?

Iguidola didn’t deserve the MVP. Lebron did. The fact that nine media members (who are they anyway) vote for this is crap. Let the players not in the finals vote and then let’s see what’s up. Because the Warriors lose if even one of the Cavs other all stars is healthy.

Typically when Cardinals are accused of illegally entering something, Pope Francis gets a phone call.

The case is a rare mark of ignominy for the Cardinals, one of the sport’s most revered and popular organizations.

You nad bro?

How is that a foul? He got the ball!

You’re right. You don’t know enough about Crawford.

VOGUE!

I bet Dan also has a lot of fervently-held opinions about babies on flights.

The question I have is how come the NFL is so concerned with this at best appearance of an affiliation with a casino by the players but there hasn’t been a peep about how one of it’s teams is about to enter an ACTUAL business relationship with an ACTUAL gambling web site? (Washington Redskins and Fan Duel)