olde-tymey script-and-cream treatment

They say ‘Seattle’ on them?

This is not for you, it’s for several of the people who replied to you:

Thompson wrote a column called ‘Hey Rube’ for Page 2 up until his self-inflicted death.

Gabe Kaplan?

It is truly the genocide of our time :’(

Tom, You totally aren’t in on the joke.

Anthony Michael Hall’s douchey fratboy son?

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE DRILLS SOMEBODY IN THE STOMACH WHEN HE GETS EXCITED?!

I want bars to lose money if they order this fight. I want them to stop ordering Mayweather’s fights. I hope this fight sucks, and if I could bet on that, I would. Spoiler alert: Mayweather will dance and win a decision. You can all save your money.

1983—The Chiefs pick Todd Blackledge...JIM KELLY AND DAN MARINO WERE STILL ON THE BOARD. I realize Blackledge had a great season at Penn St. Marino was seen as a wild card, but hindsight is 20/20. My chiefs passed up on two future HOF’s. My misery will never end

Hardly. He took elements of the existing logos, and in some cases, created concept logos for teams. Some are actually fantastic, and it was a lot more work than simply copy/paste.

I really hope they do “Guess today’s attendance”

If black #thugs would just pull up their #pants then people of all races could enjoy ten dollar slices of chain #pizza and watch #baseball, which black people don’t play because their #absent fathers don’t teach them #work ethic.

He wasn’t a chemist either, but looked how well that turned out for him.

I AM CORNHOLIO!!!!!

Oh, did you get thrown at too?

He adds (stupidly):

Once the ninth batter completes his at bat. If the at bat is abandoned because of a caught stealing or pick off, it is not. So if the ninth batter makes the third out, the team batted around, but I would not use the term until the end of that bat.(“So the Cubs have batted around and up returns Anthony Rizzo” or “The…