I added it to my list of songs to play at my funeral.

Those first notes of Take Me Out to the Ballgame were a real gut punch.

I can still enjoy his career through video games

They believe in reincarnation, the ultimate call up b

In Vegas, they’ll put odds on the game AND the fights in the stands!

The Favre jersey was a nice touch.

#BrolestationApologists

I knew to stop at “pulling a Kaepernick.”

That's actually a threat of murder and is probably inappropriate.

Suing wasn't her first reaction. Her parents ignored a reasonable request. Now she has to teach them a lesson. It's the only way they will learn.

It’s sure to be mutually satisfying.

-1 intact collarbone.

An Anderson Silva has no name.

The person working the university bookstore isn’t the one who needs to know the NCAA rules. What they told the players was probably based off of how the system works for every other form of scholarship/financial aid: use if or lose it. It makes no sense that money for books can't be used for other class supplies.

Don't start anyone playing in Cowboys Stadium. Because they might get shot in their leg while in Dallas.

I agree. Except it’s spelled B-Dubz (the Z properly indicates the jovial nature of hanging with buds and beers). But everyone I know (pejoratively) calls it B-Dubz. And then we eat wings and get upsold on Blue Moon.

#PoliceFragility

#NotAllSeatbeltExtenders

OH MY GOD WHY AM I READING THIS ON PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION?? SOMEBODY STOP (read: hug) ME!