Do celebrities who attend Lakers games count as fans?

#Natitude

He called his shot. He’s the Babe Ruth of university presidents.

It’s always at an off campus apartment.

You’ve got us there. Riding a bike is objectively more fun than running. I guess runners are just stubborn sticks in the mud who can’t handle a good time.

“Surely the Government doesn’t approve of Klitoris?!” - Snyder’s Lawyers

Not with those 40s still taped to his hands.

I would much rather have three more games of blowouts.

Nooooooooo Jeets!

No. It’s racist to be mad that your child is in love with a different race and that your grand kids will also be a different race. Even if you’rs only a little mad that just means you’re a little racist.

It’ll have to do.

If only there were a way to test this hypothesis.

Yes. Teams making back-to-back WS appearances is the worst and not historic.

The three hits are the what in playoff history?

It’s the exchange rate, which most people don’t take into account.

Toronto fans are so mad that they have a good baseball team instead of a good hockey team.

I’m confident that the Shield will put the money to good use. Like pink post it notes.

They checked it then put it back?! Of course. They want the cool points of have a homerun ball on the scoreboard, but the accountant soul of every pro sports team demanded a paper trail. They’ve ruined any good mojo it contained by disturbing it.

This is a joke about IKEA product names. They are intentionally using umlauts incorrectly.

Every time ESPN does a piece on some kid with a brain tumor who just wants to meet Andrew McCutcheon. LIFE’S NOT FAIR!! TAKE ME, NOT TANNER!