I’m glad to see Atlanta fans abandon their team. The next time the Braves are good i’ll remember this video.

I see that too. But when I try to see “you aren’t old enough for that call” it doesn’t fit with what his mouth is doing. And Newton doesn’t have the most pristine reputation either, so him lying isn’t a stretch of the imagination either.

I have a follow-up request. Could you offer a discounted rate to advertisers on promoted content in exchange for enabling comments on the sponsored content? The reason I ask is that the world is depressing, but seeing some commenters work their magic on sponsored content would really lift my spirits.

are you squatting in a Home Depot?

TEEEEEEBOW

How do I get on the career path to Deadspin wordslave? I’ve been writing half-baked sports takes for free to a tiny audience for months. How do I see some return on my investment?

God I hope it’s Kyle Singler.

As a Chiefs fan i’m not supposed to like anything about the Raiders, but I like this.

When filming on the sly you gotta hold it that way to maintain plausible deniability. “Filming? Not I’m checking Facebook.” You turn it sideways and you’ll get got. Why does no one understand this?

Shirtless gray-haired guy throwing uppercuts to people on the ground is my hero.

Wut?

Hey people who watch HSN to buy things, you finally have someone to pity. The guy who watches HSN to look at his ex.

But if you’re in that sweet spot, oh boy, what a ride.

What I need is a guide on how to be invited to a cookout.

Did anyone else think Christie was talking about Morticia when he said the Adams family had been shorted?

Success inhibits self-awareness

This was more compelling than MNF.

I think they have some sort of rivalry.

+1 for reading my mind

the best