Juwan Howard wanted to join up and fight Nazis, but he was too old.

I hit all my affirmative action quotas, stop calling me racist.

Just because you've filmed sex scenes with Lena Dunham, that's no reason to look so smug. A little smug, but not that smug.

Just like the rest of us. *paralyzed by thought of own mortality*

He clearly had some La. Brea tar behind his ear hole.

Fox Sports1 is still on the air?

Underhill? Quit trying to tweet incognito, Frodo.

They only banned him for 3 to 10 years?!?!???!

I was all set to dismiss Olbermann for saying the players should boycott, but goddamn what a speech. He got me so pumped, I've decided to not play in tonight's game.

Chronic Anal Muscle Fatigue can rear it's ugly head even in moments of joviality. It's ignorant comments like this that keep the struggles of people with CAMPF in the dark.

He plays for the other KU, Kentucky.

Both of these men have been responsible for multiple vacations of records and stomachs.

I'm not gay and have never been to Waco, but even I knew that. Not that shitty little unwelcoming places deserve to remain shitty little unwelcoming places. But anyone could have advised Griner not to grace Baylor with her presence.

This is really upsetting. I thought Tharpe was a senior, and you're telling me I have to watch him for another year. On the plus side, I look forward to the thoughtful dialogue that this interracial coupling will inspire.

"Of course, if Snyder had had the courage of his convictions, he would've called the group the Washington Redskins Foundation for Redskins."

"That guy taking our picture knows what I'm talking about." - Jimbo "Perfect Pointer" Tuttle

Ugh. Now I'm all hard.

Tough words coming from a school that just lost to Southern Miss in the second round of the NIT. I'm going to go cry into my favorite KU shirt now.

Burton Guster comes in for the hug.