I really wonder if Bobby Knight is watching this game. And does he think Wiggins should use the shot fake more?

I could give you an impersonal "+1" but you, annonymous friend, deserve to know that you had me giggling on my couch.

I run once or twice a week at a 27:00 5k pace. Is Raysism right for me?

Manningface (c) Bill Simmons

You're one to talk. Those USA flip-flops are the real story.

That's a big dong.

Maybe Kluwe meant Michelle Pfeiffer.

I don't get it. Am I supposed to be looking at their goal posts?

You forgot Carol of the Bells. But here's the Will Vinton version.

I don't like Joe Buck's style. He's too monotone. No matter how exciting the play is, he's going for flatlining understatement and forced gravitas. Ugh.

I'd include Joakim* Noah. Even if the Knicks would have ruined him had they drafted him.

I was very confused at the implication that Jack Harry was important to Kansas City. Wrong post makes more sense.

If her obscurity is rightful then why run a story about her? It doesn't make sense to imply that someone should be ignored and then write 6 paragraphs on what they've been up to.

The last two sentences of this article have felled all snark that resided in my soul and replaced if with laughter and joy. Very funny.

Wash your hands before the post game meal.

That's what she said...to her friend. Paul Walker probably had threesomes is what I'm saying.

Hasn't changed? I went tanning yesterday.

Headphones and a monocle? So steampunk.