The cool thing, though, is that for Halloween, Patch is going as Mike Wazowski.

Did you not RTFA? He *did* buy a seat on that flight. He just put a different kid in it.

Or....

“second-rate city”

> fuck their second-rate city

Come on, you guys are just making Machado about something.

True story: the DJ failed to show at my brother’s wedding, so my cousin got his bandmate to come play acoustic guitar, so the dude played this. Great wedding tune.

On top of that, North Carolina has Boone and Asheville in the west, Raleigh-Durham and Charlotte, plus the Outer Banks and Winston-Salem for reasonable places to be. It sounds like he just did North Carolina wrong?

WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD BABY!

This weekend, my wife and I stopped at a brewery, and I drank two one-liter mugs of beer. Afterwards she was appalled that I claimed to only have two beers, she said it’s more because of the volume. My thought is in the literal sense I only had two beers, but also, that was the serving size, so again, two beers. She…

Shit, that’s more anal than demanding an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin

Wait...you guys had a fucking pancake machine? Now the veil is drawn back, Gawker was just one elaborate false flag operation by the 1%!! Well I hope you all burn in hell after drowning in your sweet pancake battered ivory tower!......I might need to go to sleep now.

Better calls:

NFL Fan - “Man, the Cleveland Browns seem really dysfunctional “

C’mon man, show some respect for the clowns.

I am betting Zuckerberg brought the dinner and plasticware with him.

classist

Can I assume you’re trying to be funny? What an insulting thing to say. These seem like decent, normal people. Typical liberal. You’d rather make generalizations and insult people rather than get to the heart of why someone might vote for a candidate you didn’t prefer. That would require empathy and human decency.

Really, one picture and you’re instantly judging strangers? You know nothing about these people.

That’s absurdly judgmental. Fuck off.