If I am going to watch a 55 minute Maria Sharapova video its going to have to be grainier footage, and i’m gonna feel bad about myself afterward.

I didnt watch it, but I am of the mind she can do whatever she wants.

“I don’t care that we finished (Place) in the Atlantic Division; with (Injury-Prone, Lottery Pick Big Man), (Injury-Prone, Lottery Pick Forward), and (Injury-Prone, Lottery Pick Guard) in the fold, (Year) is our year!!!! LONG LIVE THE PROCESS!!!!”

Honestly, I think many people do it because he is religious and not A.) apologetic about it, B.) silent about it, or C.) found to be a total hypocrite. For some reason, people absolutely can’t STAND an overtly religious person who they can’t find a reason to look down on. It’s a curious phenomenon.

“My son already ate his ass up twice,”

Somewhere, Lana Del Rey is reading this and coming to a disturbing realization about her own dad.

Counterpoint: jerking off in the shower is the highlight of my day.

While this was a dumb blunder, i think Fox has great coverage compared to CBS or NBC. They start coverage on TV at 11am every day of the tournament, vs 2 or 3pm on other networks for the majors. Also they leverage technology at least 10 times as much as the other networks. There are certainly issues, but they show…

Should have watched The Incredibles and known the perils of a cape.

Do you think he made the Chevy Chase noise under his breath?

It’s spelled just like it sounds.

Girl Power:

YES. Even two miles kinda pisses me off. If you post (or allow a business to post) from 4-6 miles out it should be legal for motorists to burn your business to the ground when they arrive. You can fuck off and rent a billboard, motherfucker.

Absolutely. This was a massive pain in the ass when I lived in New England. You’d take the exit to stop at a Dunkin and it would end up being twenty minutes off the interstate. That shit would make me fucking furious and it happened all the time. New England’s blue sign rules can rot in hell, better to have no signs…

Kentucky limits restaurant and gas businesses to within three miles of a rural interchange or within only one mile of an urban interchange.

Notice they rarely leave any empty spaces on the signs? It’s because people do this to them :

That’s why I don’t watch the local news. Nothing but endless puff pieces.

I thought Arena Football was supposed to be high scoring.

You know Nashville has arrived as a real hockey market when they start yelling at Mike Milbury on air and boo Gary Bettman when he steps on the ice with the Cup.

He had it coming.