Grayson’s the new Elk and frankly, golf needs a fresh moron to keep us entertained and faux outraged.

“Welp, looks like I’m no longer the shadiest Grayson.”

Ladies and gentlemen, we found him! Set your wedgie devices to “atomic.”

Plays like this are why myself and 14 other Americans watch hockey.

All I see is a fantastic display of pitching to contact.

Well clearly, the guy with O’s starting his username has a completely objective opinion.

I assume every car Guy Fieri owns is yellow.

It was embarrassing that anyone was a Chris Jans fan.

Well yeah, cause the fatass bartender wouldn’t serve him.

How many minutes do you think it’ll take him to get kicked out of the next bar? I figure four.

Instead he went down the street and had a few drinks at the local TGI Friday’s, where at least the bartenders appreciate showing some Flair.

“one of Fort Wayne’s best.”

Congrats on the fiance.

I was glad to see Kooooch! get an ace today, high five everyone, sign the ball and give it to a kid. Class act and my new favorite golfer.

Just the tip, though.

Reminds me of the good old days when baseball fans kept getting fucked by a prick from Milwaukee.

Very classy moves by the Hurricanes organization. Nice work supporting Bickell on this.

Fucking allergies always act up at the weirdest times.

This is like trying to break up with a woman and her only granting you singlehood if you don’t date any of her friends.

Someone cross-post this to Jezebel where they seem to believe that women never, ever, ever do this.