This is the worst novel I have ever read.

NCAA: “There are 380,000 NCAA student-athletes, and most of them will go pro in something other than sports. We’ll be the only pimp, thank you very much”

*looks at leaderboard*

I stared at all of the refs’ crotches for a full minute before realizing I’d better read the article.

Well, you know what Mick always said: liver let live.

RAH-GA CLEMENS IS IN MY BAWX!

Just as long as he didnt want #22, the number of the jersey on Waldman’s vibrator.

It’s never too early to tell Duke to fuck right off.

So happy to see them finish the job this year. Duke fans will complain for the next month or so about the refs* and I will drink their tears.

Congratulations North Carolina on winning your 6th national championship pissing off Duke fans!

Yeah....it’s kinda like that blatantly obvious “deflection” of the three point attempt by Pinson....

HEEEEEEEELS!!!!

HEELS

I spent my entire weekend calling in rules violations to the LPGA, so it was nice being able to take this game off. Good job refs.

BUT BUT BUT Roy Williams is the worst of the”elite coaches”

I’m mostly here to tell you to eat shit....you know who you are.

I almost died when they threw the “PEPSI Fan of the Game” on there. Holy shit. lol

Nice to hear Jerry Remy using the correct Boston pronouncement of pizza...adding the “R” to the end of it.

Someone should throw a pizza at that dude’s head

ETA everyone should laugh like Don Orsillo laughs in this