Liberty Bell: “Tell me about it.”

someone sent an anonymous letter to the president of the university alleging that the team was involved in a prostitution ring,

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Then, on another day, you get to try to pass that clump in another sitting.

It has been a long time since I laughed as hard as I did when I pictured the UK fan putting that video together thinking it was going to be as impactful as the damn Zapruder film.

You’ve got an extraneous “ing business” in that sentence.

“What’s a roof?”

I’m a UK fan largely by way of my family (dad, granddad, and papaw all bleed or bled blue for the entirety of their lives), and that UNC game was most definitely a heart-breaker. True, the calls were sometimes shitty, but that happens in most games (as this article notes); when the pressure’s on, expecting any human…

Shit, that sucks. Though, if anyone should’ve been able to prevent having his company’s name leaked, you’d think it’d be the roof guy.

Did Fagin really attempt to snub Walton, or was it more of an artful dodge?

“That’s nothing. I black out for the last 6 minutes of most games.”

And if you don’t drive sober, don’t worry, because Bill Self will talk to the cops for you

#Elite.08

Putting everything else aside, how is his answer not usable in a post game recap? What the fuck? It’s a perfect quote for an article. They’re just butthurt that a child can do their job just as well as them I guess?

Pop would love this kid.

lol that is, by far, the best question ive ever heard asked at one of these things

The category was “People who annoy you”...

Yep

Bill — we don’t work together anymore, you can’t just take my idea of doing a lame talk show for a few weeks and being so terrible at it that it gets cancelled almost immediately and do it for another network. It’s not yours.

It feels more like (d) - he really meant it, but knew it was a shitty thing to say, so if there was blowback, he can always claim retroactively, “geez guys, I was tooottallly joking!”