“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

But was it a sandwich?

Daisy Jukes

The resemblance is uncanny...

I almost feel sorry for Forde. Almost.

Also, plenty of people in North Carolina hate Duke.

Though there’s some fucked up irony in South Carolina getting something because North Carolina did something regressive.

I think I speak for millions of Americans when I say “heehee!”

Fucking hipster. “Big deal. I’ve seen better. I saw a vastly superior catch made by a Vietnamese immigrant during a stick ball game while I was traveling abroad in Andorra. It was at night as the sun set over the Mediterranean Sea. Only three of us saw it, myself and this deaf mute couple who were teaching me Moorish…

Fuckin Drew.

He licks baaaall! Oh my God! The Who. This fartin’ flinger! It’s so baaad!

The second I saw this kid, I knew he would be on Deadspin.

That’s gotta be a few dollars in the swear jar, right?

That’s his ceiling, for sure. But he’s probably destined to slap the floor at the community center.  

Meltdown in the Middle

The starting Duke guard of 2030.

This is what happens when you focus too much on RPI and not enough on the sniff test.

Its a corn dog, without question. It has a damn handle - its designed to be eaten while walking around a state fair gawking at fried butter, the local 4H/FFA livestock exhibition, and general carny shit. This is a glaring omission.

WRONG!