But his balls are. Or were.

Not to be that guy, but i don’t believe Mason Plumlee is a twin.

Only fitting for Plum-lee

You hear “deuce” enough times in one day and you start to fall in line.

Please let them beat Duke.

In the sky in the background you can see a plane full of Cardinals piloted by Brian McCann flying in to curb-stomp him.

“Dear Team Members,

Didn’t know Ish from Kingpin now works with Mike in HR.

4-14, nice season!

I gotta say, posting an actual picture of your BA degree, and then countering criticism of that with a picture of your masters is probably the most obnoxious thing I’ve seen in a Deadspin comment section. So well done I guess.

Just before he joins the Duke coaching staff.

Euro league fans will love seeing this from Grayson in a few years.

I clicked for the classic Dukie head-snap and didn’t leave disappointed.

Reuben, what happened at the combined?!

If only they still had Derek Lowe.... The headlines write themselves.

[David Price meets with Dr. Andrews at the combine]

LOL, that has nothing on this one:

“A couple of times I hit a guy with that Stunner, they pissed their trunks. A couple of them even crapped themselves. Hell, one time I hit the stunner and it lead to her calling the cops and our eventual divorce”

This is why Notre Dame is so hilarious.

I don’t think this post is helping your point.