Putting everything else aside, how is his answer not usable in a post game recap? What the fuck? It’s a perfect quote for an article. They’re just butthurt that a child can do their job just as well as them I guess?

Pop would love this kid.

lol that is, by far, the best question ive ever heard asked at one of these things

The category was “People who annoy you”...

Yep

They should really make steak knives the official male engagement gift.

Did you discuss it with House and Hench and Sully?

Barnwell’s a numbers guy, not a football guy. It just so happens he’s able to apply his numbers to football in a way that makes him look like knows way more than he actually does.

Bill — we don’t work together anymore, you can’t just take my idea of doing a lame talk show for a few weeks and being so terrible at it that it gets cancelled almost immediately and do it for another network. It’s not yours.

Swiss rolls are the perfect snack, except when a layer of chocolate sticks to the carboard. Which is every time. FIX THAT!

It feels more like (d) - he really meant it, but knew it was a shitty thing to say, so if there was blowback, he can always claim retroactively, “geez guys, I was tooottallly joking!”

Because he’s amazingly petty. He goes to Twitter whenever someone says something mean about him.

This has been your latest edition “Am I talking about an annoying media personality or the American President?”

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

But was it a sandwich?

Daisy Jukes

The resemblance is uncanny...

I almost feel sorry for Forde. Almost.

Also, plenty of people in North Carolina hate Duke.

Though there’s some fucked up irony in South Carolina getting something because North Carolina did something regressive.

I think I speak for millions of Americans when I say “heehee!”