Fucking hipster. “Big deal. I’ve seen better. I saw a vastly superior catch made by a Vietnamese immigrant during a stick ball game while I was traveling abroad in Andorra. It was at night as the sun set over the Mediterranean Sea. Only three of us saw it, myself and this deaf mute couple who were teaching me Moorish…

Fuckin Drew.

He licks baaaall! Oh my God! The Who. This fartin’ flinger! It’s so baaad!

The second I saw this kid, I knew he would be on Deadspin.

That’s gotta be a few dollars in the swear jar, right?

That’s his ceiling, for sure. But he’s probably destined to slap the floor at the community center.  

Meltdown in the Middle

The starting Duke guard of 2030.

This is what happens when you focus too much on RPI and not enough on the sniff test.

Its a corn dog, without question. It has a damn handle - its designed to be eaten while walking around a state fair gawking at fried butter, the local 4H/FFA livestock exhibition, and general carny shit. This is a glaring omission.

wrong again. sad!

WRONG!

But his balls are. Or were.

Not to be that guy, but i don’t believe Mason Plumlee is a twin.

Only fitting for Plum-lee

You hear “deuce” enough times in one day and you start to fall in line.

Please let them beat Duke.

In the sky in the background you can see a plane full of Cardinals piloted by Brian McCann flying in to curb-stomp him.

Didn’t know Ish from Kingpin now works with Mike in HR.