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Apropos of nothing, Elizabeth Warren just announced she raised $29.3 million dollars in the 29 days of February, her best month ever, despite not having won a contest. She has to do well on Tuesday for it to matter, but it’s not as if there isn’t another option between Bernie and Biden, folks.

I see no reason to not back Warren just to own the moderates. 

Why the fuck would Warren know why Bloomberg lied? Why does it matter? She’s not responsible for him and his intentions. She’s not his mom.

So... there was no moderator or event organizer at this thing? No one to yell at him like Anderson Cooper yelled at Blago last week?

What apparently began as an alcohol-fueled game of “get in the suitcase”

Bernie is not my first choice for the primary, but Bernie, full-stop, is not pie-in-the-sky. And the best way to talk yourself down is to remember that.

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, START, F

You should be ashamed of yourself for posting this utter nonsense.

Dang, they keep finding Bret Stephens in all those Ubers? 

Like the ones where the tables and chairs are just cheap lawn furniture.

I don’t disagree, but I would note that by far the most heartening thing about last night was how everyone, moderate or liberal, was extremely quick to unite behind the idea of beating a thin-skinned, vainglorious rich person like a pinata.

Bloomberg didn’t earn his money, his employees did.

Why do we keep getting articles like this? Deodorant NEVER has aluminum; that’s antiperspirant. Either you are misleading, or you are misguided. Either way, words mean things, and as a writer you should know that. Also, there is no danger from aluminum, that’s just fear mongering. Can we move on from these articles

Why do we keep getting articles like this? Deodorant NEVER has aluminum; that’s antiperspirant. Either you are

But... just about all deodorant is aluminum free... How about actually tackling this the right way and give us a list of aluminum free antiperspirant deodorant? 

But... just about all deodorant is aluminum free... How about actually tackling this the right way and give us a

It is equal parts fascinating and horrifying to see the British press bend over backwards to turn their inbred prince’s child molesting into a story about how terrible a black woman is for protecting her children.

Fuck Palmer Luckey.

Wow! It’s Brett from the article. Thanks so much for picking me! Sorry I didn’t see this yesterday. It was my birthday and I was busy spending time with family and trying to enjoy myself. It’s a rare day that goes by where I don’t jump on Jalopnik. But this turned out to be a pretty awesome birthday surprise.

I cannot for the life of me understand why other people think that they should be able to dictate whether someone reclines their own seat.

I’m willing to bet that this guy wouldn’t be punching the seat if there were a man sitting in it.