This is a blueprint on how to love your children. 

“Call Your Mother” deli has the best bacon (err, pastrami), egg, and cheese in DC. And the best bagels overall. If you haven’t been, check it out.

Between Hackett, Spanfeller and my own former wildly incompetent employer, I am beginning to have the strong belief that Jims should not be in a position of power.

But imagine how much MORE money they would bring in if they just stuck to sports...

if shakira gets sued she won’t have to swear under oath, since her hips don’t lie

If you want meat on a stick you should do it the way nature intended: the turkey leg. That also wouldn’t be 32 fucking dollars and the method for eating it is self evident.

Look, I know you’re a pop culture website, but:

1.) This marketing campaign barely counts, even under the broader definitions.

2.) You’re doing their work for them.

3.) I think I speak for the group when I say we’d be fine without this stuff.

Your young kids are watching grown men give themselves life altering concussions and celebrating it. I think you need to check your priorities.

Oh wow, somehow I had forgotten that Shakira is the most desirable woman alive until right this moment. Like, damn girl.

And wrong. Still not topping Prince...in the rain!

Dallas should do that though

If you are wondering WTF happened to Boeing, once a shining star of Aerospace, please take a moment to read this:

Don’t cancel the events. Just, nobody show up. Not a soul. There is no hell for a writer like the mortification of staring out at a sea of empty chairs, save for the bookstore employee who felt bad for you and took a seat one minute after the event’s official start time.

As a trans man and the grandchild of two Holocaust survivors (who loved and accepted me as I am, and who would be appalled by this transparent attempt to leverage others’ suffering for an awful backwards-ass Nazi agenda), fuck this absolute prick.

The guys in my fantasy football sms thread “too soon’d” me for pointing out the rape allegation amid their hero worship. My reply was basically, “Too soon? That happened in 2003!”

$86K seems a bit low for what is, essentially, a 24/7 on-call job.

One suggestion - cooking tips for people who want to cook good homemade food with limited kitchen space. Tips and tricks, useful recipes, weird but effective hacks. I’ve lived in student basement suites where the cooking facilities were a hotplate, microwave and toaster oven; in dorm rooms with access to a microwave,…

As a non-American, I had to smile at your comment because it’s such an American way of viewing the issue. Whether from the left or the right, it always comes down to money. The article and a lot of the author’s critics make the point that she’s profiting from Mexicans’ pain, and your proposed remedy is that the…

One need not even read their statement to be able to say definitively that they’re lying.

There was nothing in that response that refutes any of the claims. It’s amazing the degree to which these people (in places of power, anywhere) lose track of how they sound.