I don’t recognize Papa John sober. The above should be the only Papa Johns photo.

We had an unfortunate business experience with this man in 2000. Not only a jerk, but malicious and relentless in undermining relationships based on hard work and trust. Never would he hear the absolute truth. His version paid him the most money and don’t you ever forget it. It’s been 20 years and I hope those he led…

I miss when twitter wasn’t important.

Unintentional (completely intentional?) positive side effect of the new format - Ditching the Tweets also ditches the G/O Media-mandated ads between every one, so Barf Bag is no longer crashing from Herbaceous ad overload on my iPad (though it still mandates an ad every 2 paragraphs, so I still got 3 autoplay Dolly…

Just grow up child.  Enough of the bitching about missing Pokemon. 

Funny how it’s arguably the 3rd biggest launch of the year behind the C8 and Supra, yet you’re complaining about a car website writing about it. It’s been two fucking days. Either log off and come back in a week, or deal with it.

I don’t like other people as a rule. Always online gaming is annoying shit. I didn’t like it when Diablo 3 rolled out, and my mind hasn’t changed. I’m sometimes amazed I got all the hardcore achievements because of the constant threat of lag or disconnect that hovers over, which can then cause your non ressurectable…

And Dvora Meyers. Not a day goes by when there isn’t sports news that makes me yearn for Deadspin writer and commentariat takes.

Sure would love to hear Diana Moskovitz’s take on this development but Spanfeller is a fucking piece of shit. 

The Kotaku Core tag has been around for years bud...

Awards like these are stupid. Farrow is getting an award because of the work he’s done and because the people giving the award know it will be a minor controversy in some circle--thereby attracting attention to organization and event that doesn’t really matter to most women, let alone most people. It’s like when they…

I know some people here miss the laugh a second early GP, but what it has morphed into over the years has been something even greater: a comedy that also touches and engages me. I CARE for these characters, what happens, what lies ahead for them, and also the redemption and optimism within the whole cast. This episode…

Speaking as one of those stans, I think Elizabeth Warren will dodge what really hammered Obama, because I don’t think Warren will own-goal herself in the name of proving that she can bring people together. I think she’s realized that the Republicans are not simply pandering for the crowds in Dubuque; that the reason…

Dolly  Parton is Goddess !!!! Debate is closed for tonight!! 

i could be wrong but its probably corrupt practice to pay off the heads of a union to ratify a deal that is worse for their workers

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Here’s a fun HACCP chart about cross-contamination workflows:

It’s a beta test, and one that Google has a lot of stones to ask people to pay to get into.

I love paying 70+ dollars (plus a monthly fee) to have the privilege of paying full price for year-old games that will—AT BEST—have mild amounts of noticeable input latency.

I’m going to have to download the Robin Williams episode STAT.