Smart TVs were a mistake... 😑

Veidt isn’t orbiting Mars.  He’s on one of the moons of Jupiter, probably Io, Europa, or Callisto. 

I’m going to miss Drew Magary’s Hater’s Guide to the William Sonoma Catalogue. 

Yeah I'm on team neither because we don't need another rich person making us their personal army

the original hamburglar! he retired after spooking children in the 90s and could probably use the severe career rehabilitation!

“Daddy, why must you leave me and go back to working for an herb?”

Deadspin forever.

New York does have public transit options to all three airports, but I wouldn’t call any of those ideal for most people

Omission aside, the concepts discussed here are so solid and well-expressed I'll be surprised if it's not an example of what's not acceptable when the Jalops eventually get ordered to stick to torques... 

Remove the google alert on your name. It will make your life much better. 

How about the mistake of buying a series of websites and then somehow through complete incompetence and malice flushed their popularity down the toilet?

One of my first jobs was a CEC as “assistant technical supervisor” (the tech manager was engaged in a passive aggressive war with the coke-snorting GM openly having an affair with a line employee so hired a couple teenagers apparently mainly to have someone to hang out and get drunk with, long story).

Moby loves his Rescue Cat, I was fortunate to return his lost cat to him, lucky the collar had this on it:

the future of an EV jaguar/land rover seems like a non-starter - but that has never hurt them in the past

This was the largest aspect ratio Disney could afford. Should they, therefore, be made the subject of fun?

There is no real origin story for Splinter.

And once again Futurama has correctly predicted the future.

The gag with tall guy in the little car picking up Nelson by his head isn’t going to make a bit of sense now.

I am looking forward to Fuck ConEd beer. Power companies have been fucking us with poor maintenance and little or no upgrades for years. Employees of these companies know that more than anyone and should be leading the charge against the criminal negligence of executives.